Me (typing lyrics to Robyn’s ‘Call your girlfriend’): CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Me: IT’S TIME YOU’VE HAD THE TALK
Me: GIVE YOUR REASONS
Me: SAY IT’S NOT HER FAULT
IronicKnight: How do I talk to my right hand?
My Blast Network pvp guild:-
Guild Message of the day: Doomhaha is my little brother. When referring to him please call him Dumbass -Googola
Two minutes later:-
Guild Message of the day: Doomhaha is my little brother. When referring to him please call him Dumbo his ears are huge -Googola
“crits (that’s me) can be steve”
(me):- “I am not equipped to be called any male names…”
(me):- “except man-pigeon (… it’s a joke on my steam profile). ’cause, potatoes.”
(silliness ensues)
(me):- “no I am not kidding. I am literally not equipped to be called any male names…”
(after some consternation …)
(me) “I’m female, genius.”
“no I thought steve was a cross-dressing potato…”
My name was ‘steve the cross-dressing potato’ for the rest of the day yesterday. There was stalking, and a screenshot, but it didn’t take on Steam, I am finding out too late.
So all you have are snippets of the bufoonery that took place in chat… that may or may not have been documented clearly enough without the screenshot…
But I still wanna post about it…
So there.
